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Am
Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
Dm
And I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear
F
An exchanging of words:
Am
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says
Am
A bridesmaid to a waiter.
Dm
"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride
F
Is a whore."
Am Dm
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing
G
A goddamn door?!"
Am Dm F
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense
G
Of poise and rationality.
Am Dm
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing
F G
A goddamn door?!"
Am Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
F G
With a sense of...
Am
Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean
Dm
Technically our marriage is saved
F
Well this calls for, a toast so, pour the champagne
Am
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way,
Dm
I mean technically our marriage is saved
F
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne,
F
Pour the champagne
Am Dm F
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
G
Closing a goddamn door?!"
Am Dm F
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
G
With a sense of, poise and rationality
Am F G
Again...
Am Dm
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing
G
A goddamn door?!"
Am Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with
F G
A sense of poise and rationality.
Am Dm
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing
F G
A goddamn door?!"
Am Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
F G
With a sense of, poise and rationality.
Am F G
Again...
